4/27/07 — Cushing, OK – What is this country coming to when a man cannot even urinate off his own porch while waving his penis at passersby?

Meet the penis pointer in question, Kelly Eugene Guinn, 43, of Cushing.

Seems this past Tuesday, Guinn was minding his own business (#1 to be exact) when off-duty police officer Tully Folden happened to stroll by.

Folden couldn’t help but notice Guinn was perched on the edge of his porch and urinating into yonder bushes.

Guinn, noticing Folden, promptly turned, “waving his penis” and stated “you want some of this?”

Apparently he did, as Folden placed Guinn under arrest (I bet he won’t be repeating that offer while in jail).

On Wednesday, Guinn was charged with misdemeanor outraging the public decency.

C’mon, we were hoping for something more original like “assault with a friendly weapon” or even “hand to gland combat.”

Update: Guinn pled guilty on 8/2/07 and was sentenced to 4-days in jail.

Cushing, OK – A senior citizen in Cushing is arrested on multiple drug crimes. Believe it or not, it is not his first run-in with the law.

According to court records, Kenneth Thompson, 81, is facing felony charges for 1) possession of cocaine, 2) possession of marijuana, 3) possession of drug paraphernalia and 4) unlawful use of a police scanner.

And you thought those seniors were just passing time sitting on those park benches – Hell no, they’re dealing drugs!

Seems Thompson’s stash was uncovered during the execution of a search warrant at his home. Now, wouldn’t that make for an interesting, “anything exciting happen at grandpa’s this weekend?” story.

To make matters worse for Thompson, all of these charges are enhanced by the fact he is already a convicted felon.

According to the prosecution, Thompson was convicted in 1995 of the felony crime of “unlawful delivery of a CDS” and in 2001 for possession of marijuana.

Charges were filed against Thompson on March 20.

Thompson remains in jail, unable to make bond.

UPDATE: According to media reports, Thompson is a retired school teacher and was well respected in his community.

Stillwater, OK – Six members of the Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity at Oklahoma State University have been formerly charged with criminal hazing.

According to police, the 6 members of the APA fraternity repeatedly hazed at least one OSU student and pledge from january 23 until February 11 of this year.

Prosecutors allege numerous pledges were victimized by the fraternity members but they are only naming one victim, Randall Matthew Nash, because he was allegedly the most physically harmed by the member’s actions.

According to court records, the 6 APA members “intentionally endangered [the victims] physical and/or mental health…by forceful beating…with a paddle” and other activities “which subjected victim to extreme mental stress.”

According to media reports, the victim’s beatings were so severe they will require plastic surgery to correct.

OSU has reportedly taken action against the fraternity.

The 6 members of APA charged are;

1. Corrion “Cory” Quentrelle Cox, 22.
2. Lyall Cobb Storandt, 22.
3. Jason Donel Taylor, 22.
4. Mitchell Anthony McCowan, 21.
5. Michael Dexter Combs, 20.
6. Joshua David Goree, 23.

If convicted the three face fines up to $500 and/or 90-days in jail.

Additional information can be found here.